Wedding Ring That Leaves Imprint “I’M MARRIED” On Finger For Those Women Who Can’t Already See The Tan Lines On Men’s Fingers
Daily Mail: A wedding ring may represent everlasting love, but as many a philandering spouse knows, it can be slipped off and out of sight all too easily. Now one company has created a ring that ‘brands’ the finger of those inclined to cheat. The Anti-Cheating Ring, on sale at TheCheeky.com, is engraved on the reverse with the words ‘I’m Married’. The result is that when the ring is removed, the words are impressed upon the skin – for a short time at least. The $550 wedding band is made from strengthened titanium – presumably stronger than the marriage it is intended to represent. It even comes with a lifetime guarantee, or, in the words of The Cheeky, ”til death and all that’.
The description reads: ‘With Arnold, Tiger and two timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. ’The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the “Club” and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option.’ The ring is more akin to a men’s design than a woman’s, presumably because the band needs to be wide enough to accommodate the words, rather than the fact that one sex is more inclined to cheat than another. It is one of a number of quirky items on The Cheeky, including dumbbell cutlery and a night-vision golf kit.
Who exactly would buy such a thing as a ring that imprints the words I’m Married on a finger? So a woman is supposed to buy this for her man so he can’t just take it off and cheat on her? If you are going to be this insecure and worried he’s going to cheat, how about you don’t marry him? This stupid thing would never work anyway! Most woman can already tell a guy is married by the tan line on his finger or just the normal indentation that rings make already. And if she can’t, then she’s not going to see some little writing around it either. Most women that bang married guys don’t give a shit anyway. Why don’t you just put glue on the ring before the wedding? Then he’ll just NEVER be able to take it off? How about a locking sheath for his dick? Honey, if your man is going to cheat, he’s going to cheat. Period. And you being the crazy, overbearing, jealous type that would buy this ring is just going to make him cheat that much faster.
