Simon Cowell Was Robbed By A One Night Stand Back In October 2011
TMZ: Simon Cowell has learned the hard way not to sleep with strangers, because when he woke up he realized he had been robbed of a computer that contained X Factor secrets.
TMZ has confirmed … last October, Simon hooked up with a girl he met at Drai’s nightclub in Hollywood. He took her home, but the next morning she was gone and so was his computer and his wallet loaded with cash.
Simon — who has his Bev Hills mansion wired for security — called the cops. The footage showed the woman, cops tracked her down and she handed over the computer and the wallet sans cash.
Although it’s unclear exactly when Simon broke up with fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy, sources connected with Simon tell us it was BEFORE the theft. Fiancees and strange girls can be expensive.
Hopefully Simon didn’t “learn” not to sleep with strangers. There’s nothing wrong with that, especially if you are a major celebrity such as Simon Cowell. There’s really no other reason to be a celebrity than being able to bang random strangers. What he hopefully DID learn is to kick the bitch out and not let her sleep over! Here’s the one night stand etiquette… Once you bust your nut, you don’t kick her out immediately. You of course have to give them a few minutes of cuddle time or talking so they don’t feel too much like a slut. Then you offer to get her a cab (ala Jersey Shore style) or say you have an early meeting in the morning and need to get to sleep. That’s it. Sure, you might not get a repeat performance with this chick, but if it’s a one night stand that you wanted then who cares??? If you are still at least somewhat nice about it, you could end up with a fuck buddy out of it if you are careful and she’s not too much of a clinger. But for someone like Simon, he could have a different girl every night of the week and not have to ever run out of chicks to bang. So why not? Wrap it up of course, but go for it. He won life’s lottery, might as well reap the rewards!
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