Meet The World Masturbation Champion
I had no idea there was such a thing. Leave to fucking Japan. Just beating our asses in everything. Now they have the world masturbation champion??? WTF! Why weren’t we told about this world competition? If there was some real prize money involved in this you KNOW guys would be coming out of the woodwork to win this shit. Just jerking that shit 24 hours straight.
But look at this “champion.” His girlfriend doesn’t like sex much so he just sits right down in the living room watching talk shows and choking the chicken right up in her grill. You don’t want to jerk me off? You don’t want to have sex? Fine, time my ass to watch how long I jerk off in front of you! Pathetic? Yes. But who’s the bigger loser here? Him or her? Her definitely! He gets off and she is basically forced to watch that shit.
I’m waiting to see these two on “My Strange Addictions” in the near future. Enjoy the video which includes hearing the Japanese word for masturbation. It’s fucking funny shit.
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