So you are sick of all your friends making fun of you for not having a girlfriend? Wait, who are we kidding, you probably don’t even have any friends who aren’t online. Well, just in case, here’s a new service for you to pull the old George Glass style fake girlfriend! I’ve tried it out just for the hell of it and it’s kind of funny actually. Some of the random text messages sent from this fake girlfriend make it seem like something your girlfriend would say if your pathetic ass actually had one.