Chinese Boob Clamp – Greatest Invention Ever???
Ok I’m torn on this one….Is this Chinese Boob Clamp the greatest invention ever??? Or is it just going to be a disappointment to the man that brings home a girl with major cleavage wearing one of these and her boobs drop to the floor when things get going? Like yeah cleavage looks great and these girls definitely go up a couple notches with the pull of two strings, but I’d make her leave that shit on in bed to keep the illusion alive I mean come on.
These days, you go to bed with one girl and you end up waking up next to some completely different girl – paler (but your white sheets are now brown), C cups replaced with A cups, and her once long curly flowing hair on the floor.
So tell me, which is it? Is this the greatest invention ever??? Watch the video after the “jump.” Oh and I have NO idea what they are saying in this video but they could make watching paint dry the most exciting thing you’ve ever watched
