Does This Look Like A Chick Who Charges $60 An Hour To Cuddle With Her?

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Posted July 12, 2012 by Chief in Related Randomness

jackie_headerThe Snuggery: Jacqueline established The Snuggery because she believes in the healing power of touch. The Snuggery is a place to take a break from the hustle and bustle of life and focus on the simple restorative pleasure of touch. Though science has unquestionably supported the psychological and physical benefits of non-sexual touch, Americans distinctly lack it. It’s time for change. At The Snuggery, Jacqueline provides individuals with private snuggling sessions. She aims to make the world a gentler place, one snuggle at a time.

Are you fucking serious???? Who the hell is paying for this bullshit? It can NOT be men (except maybe gay men might pay for this shit). Trust me, NO straight men enjoy cuddling for more than 5 minutes, and ONLY after first having sex. Period. There’s no chance I’m cuddling with a chick who I DIDN’T just have sex with. There’s no guy on earth who would cuddle for an hour let alone pay $60 for the displeasure of having to cuddle with an ugly women doing her best Amish impression. And if there’s no sex allowed as she says, why bother wearing “loose fitting clothing” as she states in her FAQ? If you ask me, there is literally 100% chance this bitch is going to end up getting raped, not that I’m wishing it on her, but it will happen IF a guy actually signs up for this shit.


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3 Comments


  1.  
    izzy4020

    I already made an appointment!! LOL




  2.  
    Anonymous

    do you want to charge that money?




  3.  
    Chris

    I would, and I am a heterosexual male!





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