Catholic University Thinks It Can Stop College Kids From Banging By Putting Them In Separate Dorms
Jezebel.com:For those of you who never stop thinking of the children, we have good news. The head of Catholic University has come up with a novel idea: Simply get rid of co-ed dorms, and kids will stop boozing and screwing their way through college.
Yesterday in a Wall Street Journal editorial, President John Garvey announced that next year, Catholic University will start phasing out mixed-sex dormitories. Garvey quotes Aristotle in his opening argument that intellect and virtue are intertwined. He then laments that the virtue of college students is threatened by binge drinking and hook-up culture.
Ok sure, that’ll work… See this is why I refuse to follow any form of religion. Just trying to control people thinking it will just automatically fix everyone’s problems. Meanwhile, the catholic priests get to hook up as much as they want! Damn hypocrits. The article references a Wall Street Journal editorial that supposedly cites “facts” that show depression is higher among women who have had two or more sexual partners, double that of women who’ve had none. Ummm…..hmmm let me think. Why could that be….hmmmm. Maybe because they want more dick????? Once they get a taste they get all depressed because they want more! I know guys get like that, why do you think they are always chasing you girls around everywhere saying stupid shit to desperately try to get you to let us mangle your lady parts. She who controls access to the vagine controls the world…. unfortunately. Luckily I know the secret handshake 
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