Next Up In The DUH Category, Harvard Alums Prove Cleavage Helps Get Women Dates
Los Angeles Times: Blah blah blah if you want to read the whole article, go for it. It’s a bit long and wordy. These Harvard geeks created OkCupid and every now and then they pull some data out of their asses, I mean based on OkCupid dating results, and publish what they think it means. One of the more important and most already blatantly fucking obvious ones is described here:
An 18-year-old woman with a so-called cleavage shot for her profile gets about 14 new contacts per month on average — 24% higher than the typical non-cleavage-baring 18-year-old. At age 32, she gets about 13 new contacts — but now that’s a whopping 79% higher than high-collared women of the same age. Bottom line: A strategically placed neckline can slow the decline of slavish male attention. “The older the woman, the more relatively successful she is showing off her body,” the bloggers write. Still, they add, the kinds of responses you’re likely to get may not lead you anywhere.
Um, are you fucking serious? They actually had to run the numbers on this one??? That’s Harvard math nerds for you. Trying to figure out the statistical mean averages of whether they will EVER see a boob. This is a freaking no brainer. Show cleavage, men will be interested. Hell even fat slobs can get some attention if they show cleavage rather that try to cover up their rolls (albeit mostly attention from black guys – see the attached and completely unrelated video below)
And for the hell of it and for the last remaining 5 people who haven’t already seen this ridiculous display of stupidity, here’s a rap song about Walmart and black girls ( i use the term girls VERY loosely here. They both might be trannies… jury is still out) with cellulite and fat asses jiggling around a Walmart. And yes, he does thrown in a lyric about douche…