The Smoking Gun: “All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?”
That’s what Melissa Minarsich said to police last night when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a “female out of control.” As detailed by Minarsich, 28, she got into an altercation with her boyfriend “because he would not have sex with her.”
Which prompted Minarsich’s pointed remark to cops about her desire for “ass.”
Seriously lady you can’t just go around beating the shit out of guys who won’t bang you, including your baby daddy! What if this chick was ragging, you think most men are going to just jump you because you demand it? Some guys have standards! But any guy who would have a kid with this white trash mess probably doesn’t have very high standards. He probably was just too high on meth and alcohol! And whatever happened to throwing on something slutty and getting down on your knees and changing his mind huh? Come on skank you sometimes have to work for it! Maybe Monday Night Football was on! Doesn’t matter how much suction your packing, rednecks don’t have DVR and ain’t turning that shit off unless Megan Fox was the one on her knees. And you honey, are no Megan Fox.