Wife Arrested For Assaulting Husband Who Got The Cable Turned Off For Watching $400 Worth Of Porn
Florida: A fight that erupted over a $400 porn bill wound up landing a Hobe Sound woman behind bars, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Robin Caccavale Bottieri, 51, told Martin County Sheriff’s investigators April 23 that her boyfriend told her the cable had been turned off. She called the company and learned of an outstanding bill of $400 for “pornography shows.”
Bottieri, who eventually was arrested, confronted the boyfriend, who fessed up to ordering the adult entertainment. She got upset and spat on the boyfriend, who pushed her on the couch.
They started fighting, with the boyfriend grabbing Bottieri and Bottieri ripping off the boyfriend’s shirt. Bottieri called 911 and the boyfriend left, though he was found nearby. ”He verified Bottieri’s version of the events,” an affidavit states.
Neither the genre of porn nor the names of the actor(s)/actress(es)/model(s) contained therein were listed. Bottieri, of the 8400 block of Southeast Sunset Street in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a battery (domestic) charge.
First off, these two obviously have cable. And so they obviously have a TV. So why the fuck don’t they have the internet? Who the hell pays for porn anymore these days?? There are SO many free sites to get porn now that there’s really no excuse for ever having to pay for porn ever again. I really don’t see any reason to.
Secondly, it’s freaking hilarious that the person who wrote the news story felt the need to report that he/she was unable to find out the actual genre of porn or the names of some of the actors in the porn. Freaking hilarious! Really? Does it actually matter what the genre was? I mean does Comcast really have shit like midget beastiality porn or something so vile that it would actually contribute to the validity of the story? I could see that if she caught this dude watching $400 worth of hardcore guy on guy action she might flip her lid more so than if it was just regular old porn. Hmmm. Must investigate further 
