Pornstars Behind TeamBJNBA, Sara Jay And Angelina Castro, Are Following Through On The Free BJ’s And Here Are The Rules

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Posted June 29, 2012 by Chief in Crazy Stories

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or don’t spend your whole day on the internet like I do, you might have heard about these two ugly pornstars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro who offered to give a free blowjob to all of their Twitter followers if the Miami heat won the world championship. Well, the refs were bought and paid for so the Heat did in fact win and now it’s time for these chicks to put their mouths where their mouths are and start giving out the free blowjobs to all the losers who can’t get laid in Hawaii. Well, they have published the rules now to this blowjob free for all and it’s pretty interesting. Check them out.

Date: August 2, 2012 – in Miami (Location To Be Announced)

BLOWJOBS GIVEN TO ALL CONFIRMED TWITTER FOLLOWERS WHO ARE OVER 21 WITH ID
***MUST FOLLOW BOTH @SaraJayxxx & @AngelinaCastroX to qualify ***

RULES:

  1. Members of Angelina Castro’s Official Site or Sara Jay’s Official Site as of August 1, 2012 are first in line based on length of membership.
  2. If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)
  3. Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line
  4. Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line
  5. Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line
  6. The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases
  7. ANYONE GETTING A BJ MUST CONSENT TO THE EVENT BEING FILMED, STREAMED LIVE and/or SOLD ON A DVD or WEBSITE in the future – NO EXCEPTIONS – Release to be posted here soon
  8. You CAN wear a mask to cover your face to collect your BJ but ONLY if your identity is confirmed beforehand.
  9. YOU MUST HAVE A CONFIRMED TEST FROM TALENT TESTING (at your expense) completed and emailed with a copy of your ID no later than 48 hours before the follower blow off. Information on how to test posted soon.
  10. No admission to the event just to watch.
  11. No filming or picture taking of any kind.
  12. All paperwork (release and test) must be emailed to info@teambjnba.com no later than 48 hours before the event.
  13. We reserve the right to refuse entry for ANY reason, including but not limited to hygiene, rude behavior, intoxication or otherwise.
  14. A registered MALE nurse will be on the premises to inspect for hygiene.
  15. You FULLY and COMPLETELY will release Sara Jay & Angelina Castro from any claims of any kind arising out of your participation.

*** This is a ONE TIME event. Collect on August 2 in Miami, or don’t collect at all ***
***We reserve the right to change the date, rules & location as needed ***
*** For those that cannot come to the event, it will be streamed live, details to follow how to watch ***

 
This list is freaking crazy. Shouldn’t this shit be like first come first serve period? None of this bullshit of who’s wearing what shirt or whatever. And do you seriously think that any of the Miami Heat would actually be caught DEAD here? Oh and like if DWade showed up for his BJ but he wasn’t a Twitter follower of these two he’d have to wait in line with his dick in his hand like every other Tom, Dick and Hairy? Bullshit.

But seriously, how fucking desperate do you have to be to be one of the guys who are signing up for this shit? Major living-in-your-moms-basement-with-buried-hooker-bodies type of shit. Especially with these two? I get why they have done this. They aren’t attractive at all so they have to do something to try to get their name out there ahead of all the other cum dumpsters. I personally wouldn’t let that chubby spanish chick NEAR my dick even if SHE paid ME, let alone after 500 other guys already had their way with her tonsils.

One thing they never actually mentioned and is actually VERY important, is the length of each BJ. I’m sure I’m not the only one who believes that the term BJ does NOT mean a few up and downs and that’s it. It means all the way to climax and swallowing. Fuck that spitting or jerking off bullshit. Am I right guys? There can’t be anyway that this is what these chicks mean right? I bet each guy gets like 2 minutes tops. What fucking good is that? But if they do mean the true definition of a BJ, then this is probably a good deal for these losers that attend. Probably the only time in their lives they’d get some chick to swallow their load for “free”.

Now if Kayden Kross were offering this, then I’d be first in line.


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    Those chicks are fucking nasty and even if they were both giving me a blow job at the same time, they’d need more than August 2nd to make me cum. Talk about nasty looking.

    And it’s not a blow job unless I cum with my cock in her throat.





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