Man Hits Girlfriend With Wasabi Covered Designer Jeans After She Got A Late Night Text From Male “Friend”

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Cape Cod: A Marstons Mills man was arrested and charged last week with an alleged assault involving an expensive pair of jeans and wasabi sauce.

John McGuinness, 22, was arraigned in Barnstable District Court Friday on domestic assault and battery, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and intimidation of a witness charges after he allegedly attacked his girlfriend earlier in the day. Shortly after midnight Barnstable police responded to the intersection of Route 149 and Willimantic Drive for a report that a young woman had been assaulted, according to police reports. On scene, the victim recounted the unusual attack to officers.

Earlier in the night, the victim and McGuinness had been at the Fox Hole Bar in Osterville to watch the Boston Celtics game. On the way home, the victim received a text message from a male friend. This angered McGuinness and the couple argued until the victim dropped him off at his home, according to the report.

While she was driving home, the victim received a text message from McGuinness, who said he was throwing a $200 pair of her jeans outside. The victim drove back to find McGuinness outside with her pants, which he had apparently covered in wasabi sauce, according to the police report. From there, McGuinness forced the window of the victim’s car down and took her cell phone, which spurred her to get out of the vehicle, according to the report.

Once out, McGuinness hit the victim in the face with the jeans, getting wasabi sauce in her eyes. He then poured more sauce in her car, while the victim cleaned her eyes and fled. Police arrested McGuinness at his home on Roseland Terrace. He’s due back in court for a pretrial hearing on July 12.

So pouring wasabi on your girlfriend’s $200 jeans and in her car is illegal after she gets a late night text from a “friend”? I’m sure we all know that sure women have male “friends”. But if they aren’t gay and they are calling at 2 in the morning, they are trying to get it in. Most guys stuck in the friend zone do NOT call their female friends at all hours of the night so I’m leaning towards this chick is cheating on her boyfriend. Sounds suspicious to me. You’d better believe The Girlfriend is getting some wasabi in the eyes for some late night booty call texts from a “friend” that’s for damn sure.