Couple Arrested Getting Frisky In The Deep End Of The Public Pool – Where Else? In Florida Of Course!
Florida: An amorous couple has been arrested after doing the dirty in a Florida public swimming pool. Merrie Killian and Erich Wiedmann, both aged 49, shocked neighbours when they started getting frisky in the water at around 6pm on Tuesday. Wiedmann was allegedly in the middle of performing a sex act on Killian when disgusted onlookers reported the lewd scene to the police. Police arrived at the Green Valley Circle community pool in East Naples to find the pair in the pool, Wiedmann completely naked.
When questioned he claimed to be a nudist, enjoying an evening dip, while Killian said she was just swimming laps. This is why no one likes you guys,’ she told the arresting officer, according to Naples News. Killian, a one-time Seven-Eleven clerk, is known to Florida police, having been arrested last year on marijuana possession charges. She now faces a charge of disorderly intoxication. Wiedmann is facing a charge of indecent exposure and remains in jail on a $2,000 bond.
Something tells me that if this was some smoking hot chick getting her freak on in the public pool that no one would be calling the police to complain. Instead they’d be pulling out their cell phones and recording it. Some smoking hot chick getting nailed at the public pool = OK. Fat and homeless looking chick getting her gutters cleaned out in the public pool = call the fucking cops ASAP! Nobody wants to see that shit. As Sweet Brown would say “Ain’t nobody got time for dat!”
Oh yeah, and figures this happened in Florida