Chick Who Got Nailed In The Head With A Light While Getting Nailed On A Business Trip Wins Workers Comp Case
Australia: A WOMAN who was injured while having sex in her hotel room during a work trip is entitled to compensation. In the Federal Court today Justice John Nicholas ruled that the woman was injured during her “course of employment”. The woman’s barrister argued that sex was an “ordinary incident of life” in a hotel room, much like showering and sleeping.
The Judge ruled that “if the applicant had been injured while playing a game of cards in her motel room she would be entitled to compensation” and the fact that the woman was engaged in sexual activity rather than some other lawful recreational activity while in her hotel room does not lead to any different result. The woman, who cannot be named, challenged the rejection of her workers’ compensation claim for facial and psychological injuries suffered when a glass light fitting came away from the wall above the bed as she was having sex in November 2007.
The woman in her late thirties was required to travel to a country town by her employer, the Human Relations Section of the Commonwealth Government agency. She arranged to meet a male friend there who lived in the town. They went to a restaurant for dinner and at about 10pm or 11pm went back to the woman’s motel room where they had sex that resulted in her injury.
The male friend said in his statement at the time that they were “going hard” and he did not know if they bumped the light or it just fell off. “I think she was on her back when it happened but I was not paying attention because we are rolling around.”
Is there anything better than hotel sex? Where does hotel sex rate on the “types of sex” scale in terms of hotness? It has to be right up there with sex in public, revenge sex, and make up sex. I think it’s just about on the top of the list. So this chick goes away on business, calls up a male friend and proceeds to get banged six ways to Sunday until a light falls on her head. How fucking hard do you have to be banging away to know the light off the wall? Was this a cheap ass hotel or a typical one where everything is fucking nailed down? Maybe this chick’s employer was too cheap and put her up in a shithole. In that case, she definitely should have won her suit and then some. You go away on business, it’s a given that there is gonna be some hotel sex. Whether you find a random escort or hooker, meet someone at a bar/club, call a nearby friend, or brought someone with you, there’s going to be some horizontal hula going on.
Do you think something as off the wall (pun intended) as this claim could happen here in the States? I’d have to say no. As crazy as our courts are with handing out free money left and right, I have to believe that this chick would get nothing except being called a whore. But then again who knows. We got people on life time disability going out and competing in the fucking Olympics and shit. So who knows.
What do you think? Should she have been awarded workers compensation for getting nailed in the head while getting nailed?