49 Year Old Psychic Karl Lang Caught Convincing Women To Strip At Seance – I’ll Be Right Back After I Order A Psychic For Dummies Book
Daily Mail: A ‘sexual fraudster’ psychic brainwashed young women into stripping naked at seances and performing sex acts on themselves in front of him, a court heard today. ’Cruel’ medium Karl Lang, allegedly tricked women into taking their clothes off to carry out sexual acts which he said would ‘enhance their psychic powers’. Mr Lang, 49, is said to have persuaded the women to strip by telling them ‘being more outrageous would please the spirits’. The two women, both in their twenties, were allegedly tricked after coming to Mr Lang to help contact their dead relatives.
A jury heard today that the women were also encouraged to send naked photos of themselves to Mr Lang as they were told this would also increase their psychic powers. Prosecutor Matthew Roberts told Newport Crown Court: ‘It was a cruel trick. He was a sexual fraudster and he conned them. ’He told them that by acting more and more outrageously they could get in touch with dead relatives they were desperate to speak to. ’He encouraged them to send him naked photographs of themselves saying it would increase their psychic powers.
‘He told them they had to be naked as the spirits are also naked.’ Lang also allegedly played out imaginary sexual fantasies – like pretending one young woman was having sex with five men on a desert island. Newport Crown Court heard Lang devised a ‘spirit scale’ with exercises designed to enhance his clients’ psychic powers. Mr Roberts told the court: ‘He said that being more outrageous would please the spirits and progress them on the spirit scale.’ The young women were told to send him a series of naked pictures on their phone – and to act out sexual scenarios.
Mr Roberts said: ‘He totally brainwashed them. He was a charming, charismatic spiritualist who was able to dominate his victims.’ The first alleged victim lost her father 10 years ago and was impressed after seeing Lang give a psychic reading at a friend’s house. Mr Roberts said: ‘She wanted to be trained as a medium to reach her dad and help other grieving people. ’But the training became more explicit and intense. ’It involved her touching herself in front of Lang and sending him sending Lang naked photographs of herself.
‘Alarm bells started ringing when Lang told her that to progress to the next level he must touch her.’ She told police how she felt ‘brainwashed, manipulated and groomed’ into stripping naked and performing sexual acts on herself. She said: ‘He was an abuser taking advantage of the fact that my dad died when I was young and I never had the chance to say goodbye.’ Lang met her over two years – and he told her that her father had contacted him to say her psychic skills had improved after she sat naked and touched herself. The court heard Lang had warned the brunette not to tell anyone about his training methods because he was the ‘reincarnation of Jesus Christ.’ The other woman, who was trying to reach her dead grandfather, stopped visiting Lang when he said he would have to touch her with his mouth if she wanted to ‘progress up the psychic scale’. Lang, of Newport, South Wales, denies 12 charges of causing women to engage in sexual activity without consent. The offences are alleged to have happened between 2005 and 2009. The trial continues.
LMFAO!!! Ummm why is this guy charged with “causing women to engage in sexual activity without consent” when these batshit crazy chicks who believe in being able to contact the dead believed this dude when he told them they could talk to the dead if they stripped and double clicked their mice in front of him. How exactly is this not having consent???? Sounds like consent to me! “Oh if I strip and finger bang myself then I can talk to my dead cat Fluffy???” OK!” What the hell has this world come to seriously? If it were possible to lock up guys who tried to convince chicks to get naked and fool around in front of or with them, then the whole straight male population would be in jail! This is what it’s all about as a guy! Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do! “We have to do it for our country.” “You can contact the dead if you strip for me”. Hey whatever it takes as long as you aren’t forcing them physically or some other way. This is not force playing on a woman’s insecurities or weird beliefs in psychic powers and shit. Despicable? Yes. Douchebaggery at it’s finest? Sure. But illegal? Fuck no.
I bet a lot of guys, myself included, are kicking themselves after reading this story. Just like “Shit why didn’t I fucking think of that in high school!?!?”
Ladies, don’t hate the playa, hate the game!