R. Kelly Blames The Movie “The Notebook” And Ryan Gosling For His Divorce
TMZ: R. Kelly is blaming Ryan Gosling for ruining his marriage … sorta … and it’s all because of R.G.’s performance in “The Notebook.” Kelly just revealed some incredibly personal secrets in his new memoir, “Soulacoaster” … including an explanation about why he decided to divorce his former back up dancer Andrea Kelly back in 2009. Long story short … Kelly claims after watching the movie, he realized his own 12-year marriage couldn’t stand up to the romance featured in the flick.
Here’s the explanation in Kelly’s own words: ”As the film credits started to roll, I couldn’t move. I burst into tears. People walking past me patted me on the back, trying to console me. ‘The Notebook’ was beautiful, and I was crying because its hero and heroine had died together. But I was also crying because I remembered a Valentine’s Day — when a helicopter dropped a rainfall of roses — that had come and gone … My marriage had died. And there was nothing I could do to bring it back.”
Damn you, Gosling.
So this explains why R. Kelly has been able to make so many panty dropping, romantic slow jam hits over the years, BECAUSE HE’S A CHICK! Wow, wtf. Now I KNOW that romantic comedies and romantic dramas, etc, are a big cause as to why so many women are unhappy in their current relationships. They build this completely unrealistic picture of what relationships SHOULD be. So when women see this shit on screen, they get all pissed with their current beer-drinking, stained wife beater wearing, current man and the state of their relationship. But this is the first I heard of a DUDE saying that he became upset with his current relationship and ended it because of some completely unrealistic (except for in the movies) movie. Wow. What a little bitch. If R. Kelly marrying an underage Alliyah back in the day or raping and peeing on another underage chick didn’t get you hating him and not listening to his music anymore, then this certainly will put you over the edge. I’m boycotting R. Kelly for being a little beeeeotch Be a real fucking man and get pissed at your woman for not being a pornstar in bed or giving you enough blowjobs, or screwing up your sandwich. WTF R. Kelly?!?!
