Ladies, Stop Looking For Mr Perfect Because He Doesn’t Exist
Daily Mail: Ladies searching for Mr Right, look away now. The ‘perfect man’, it seems, does not exist.
While many chaps have positive attributes, the majority are deeply flawed.
In fact, in a study of 2,000 women, most ranked their partner as only 69 per cent perfect. Included in a list of 20 common shortfalls are failing to make an effort with their partner’s friends, criticising their driving and the inability to multi-task.
Other male failings include leaving the toilet door open, watching too much sport and poor personal grooming. Nikki McReynolds, marketing director for Remington, which commissioned the study, said: ‘It seems women are quite realistic on what they look for from their partner.
‘While they might happily overlook a few common flaws, there are certain behaviours that men just won’t get away with.’ The research found a third of women will turn a blind eye to their man watching too much sport – as long as they listen to them when it counts.
But one in five women is convinced her mischievous partner only pretends to listen to them, while others believe it’s ‘in one ear and out the other’.
Are we still spending money to study crap like this??? Of course all women could find plenty of things to complain about their man! Not ONE woman likes 100% of their man. They make exceptions. Men do the same thing! No man likes every single thing about the woman they are with. NONE. Does that mean they are not happy?? No. Just means they are making exceptions for some things. Your woman doesn’t like to give head?? What?? They still make women like that? If you can live with it, great. But she isn’t “perfect”. No such thing. I can’t believe someone is actually studying this shit. Oh, and they added a list of the top 20 things that pissed these 2000 women off….
1. Not getting on with her family
2. Using her toothbrush
3. Leaving the toilet dirty
4. Hating her friends
5. Not being good with children
6. Being lazy
7. Having a big bushy beard that you never shave
8. Leaves nail clippings out
9. Driving like a boy racer
10. Being grumpy
11. Being a mummy’s boy
12. Using the toilet with the door open
13. Leaving dirty washing on the floor
14. Unkempt facial hair
15. Criticising her driving
16. Burping or farting
17. Not liking dogs
18. Not helping with washing up
19. Watching too much sport
20. Not helping with the cooking
What guy is using his woman’s toothbrush??? REALLY?? Oh, and criticizing her driving??? So be better at driving then and we won’t criticize it!! And being grumpy??? HAHAHAHA. Oh, we are grumpy are we? Lol. That’s funny. God I could pick all of these apart. But in the end who the fuck cares? It’s a bullshit study. You aren’t going to love everything about a person so STOP TRYING TO!!!
These “type” of stories always piss me off. Put the ladies up on the pedestal once again and blame the dudes for our quirks and because of these quirks we of course are dirty grubby self-centered men. And yeah lets not taking in account the ladies flaws as well. Ya know what? Dudes you’re not going to find Ms Perfect either because she doesn’t exist either. But oh if I write that I’m a misogynistic prick. For every “flaw” you listed I can counter it with a reason why the lady isn’t perfect either “Doesn’t clean dishes” = “She is a anal neat freak’, “Pees with the door open” = “Uptight bitch”, “Being Lazy” = “Too high strung”, Doesn’t like dogs” = “Thinks of a dog as a child”, “Unkept facial hair” = “Leg stubble and period panties”, “hating her friends” = “her friends are trouble makers” and so on…..
So where’s the study about what men find imperfect about women? You mean a woman hooked up with a man and found out later that he wasn’t the Prince Charming he seemed to be when dating?! Oh no!!!!
You know why this is? Because everyone goes into the dating scene with their little checklist: that list of things they really want in a partner. VERY few people advance to Level II that don’t first pass the ‘chemistry’ screen. And that’s all physical, folks. And when you’re banging regularly you don’t care about the john door being open or the dirtly laundry or dishes. Then the monkey sex phase wears off and suddenly you see your partner -man or woman- for the flawed POS they really are. Seems that the only studies done, though, are those about how dissatisfied the women are with thier men. Well ladies, where’s the lingerie you wore when dating? Or the BJs during the football game? Or allowing the boys over for a poker night? Or having sex with the lights on for cryng out loud?
You know why there are no studies about this for the men? Becuase it would be the shortest study on Earth:
Things men don’t like about their women:
1. She stopped giving bjs.
2. She bickers and nags.
3. She’s not naked enough.
Well said Frank. Just a couple things I think you were a bit off on. I think you meant to say “Bitches and nags” not “bickers”
Oh and number 3….well with some wives, I think their men might want them to be naked less lol.
My number 3 would be that she got fat and didn’t care… But you are DEAD ON with number 1. You could have ended the list right there. Because if a guy is getting a blowjob every day, who the fuck cares about 2 and 3 or 10…
Yes women have to simply get OVER and give Up on Mr. “Perfect” cause they DO NOT EVER EXIST nor does Mrs. “Perfect” Men though I think get it that there is never a “perfect” of anything but on the other hand single women obsess over this fantasy Mr. “Perfect” and think somehow/somewhere this god of a “Perfect” man exist. He doesn’t!!! Simply put back into kid language that women read as kids (IT’S ONLY MADE UP PURE BS FANTASY)!! Yes FANTASY women, NOT REALITY!!!!
So before the next time you go out get it into your head that when your looking for a guy he isn’t going to be “PERFECT”, he isn’t going to have your every “dream” list “requirements”. He MIGHT HAVE A SLIGHT FEW OF YOUR FLUFF “REQUIREMENTS” but most of all you can get the major requirements such as (good educated man, good family, maybe a decent cook, guy that has a good decent job)and then maybe one or two of your fluff fantasy requirements. But if you women keep looking for the “whole package” and expect him to meet your every single “requirement” list gooooooooooood LUCK!!!!! All you will do if you go out expecting him to meet all your 100′s, or 1000′s of “requirements” is constantly beat yourself up and always go home lonely, alone pi**ed off, bitter and then no man will want you.
When and only when you realize you HAVE to, YOU MUST lower your expectations and don’t expect him to full fill your every “requirement” then you will meet a guy but you women have to go out with the expectation that he isn’t going to be “perfect” but he will be decent. When women get off their high horses, QUEEN pedestals then and only then you women will have luck with a guy and a real relationship but not until you get off your high horse/Queen Pedestals. Decent and GOOD ENOUGH is what you will get and that will be your guy.
How about women? Women have real deep flaws as well. There is no “perfect” man or “perfect” lady. You yourselves ladies are not perfect and yourselves many many flaws.
Some women flaws: Doesn’t clean dishes
She is a anal neat freak
Pees with the door open
Uptight bitch
Being Lazy
Too high strung
Thinks of a dog as a child
Leaves the bathroom a complete mess (being completely lazy)
Complains when boyfriend or husband wants to simply watch football or ESPN but yet she then want to go “shopping”
Leaving dirty washing on the floor (both men and women)
Being a daddies girl
why the fuck do we bother breeding if we’re gonna act like fucking children over petty little thing?! to be honest i have more important things than breeding as i am a mature student therefore, i won’t have the time or money for dating! word of advice, both women and men: grow the fuck, up, get your head out of the sand, and if you can’t get along don’t bother dating and but a cat!