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Daily Mail: A Florida man has been tasered and arrested after he tried to propose to girlfriend while naked outside the wrong house at 3.45 a.m. Casselberry police said that Thomas Edwards, 22, told them he was indeed outside h...
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The Accidential Blowjob.

    If I were to give you the narrative of my suburban girlhood, it might go something like this; It would revolve around a simple set of points: a boredom, almost from birth, that would appear to be depression but is...
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Japan Is At It Again – Kids Getting Pink Eye From Licking Each Other’s Eyes

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Photos Of Hot Girls Butts. That Is All. Happy Hump Day.

Yes it is that time again folks. Time to take a break on this that holiest of days, Hump Day, to ogle at hot chicks wearing next to nothing baring their ass-ets. Thanks as usual to TheChive.com for providing the entertainment.


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I Love Meat; The Sex Bet.

    Apparently my image might need some fine-tuning. I had a date last week, and in the days leading up to this glorious, unprecedented event, everyone and his uncle said, after giving their congratulations and asking...


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These Girls Have Problems – Future Lower Back Problems That Is!

TheChive.com helps us kick off the week with a bang with another stellar set of photos of girls who have lower back problems in their future. As usual I picked the cream of the crop for our gallery below. Check it out:


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The Accidential Blowjob.

    If I were to give you the narrative of my suburban girlhood, it might go something like this; It would revolve around a simple set of points: a boredom, almost from birth, that would appear to be depression but is...


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Japan Is At It Again – Kids Getting Pink Eye From Licking Each Other’s Eyes

Gawker- A Japanese website has finally exposed the real reason why so many Japanese kids have been showing up at school wearing eye patches: They’ve contracted pink eye after engaging in the intimate act known as “...


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I Like Big Humps And I Can Not Lie

You thought I was going to forget again, didn’t you!? Admit it! Yeah well I thought I was going to forget too. Wednesday are busy. But works done, kids are put to bed, The Wife is looking at vacations since now we’v...


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Dumped By Text; A Gory Recap.

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Booty Call Etiquette; is a Foul still a Foul?

  Once upon a time in a land that’s probably really close to where you are right now, I dated this dim-witted piece of shit who was probably too old to not have more than one plate in his barren cupboard. He was mayb...


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Girls With Lower Back Problems In Their Near Future

TheChive.com: Thanks again as usual to TheChive.com for providing this invaluable service that is collecting and distributing photos of cute chicks with big knockers. Huzzah! Enjoy the large gallery of the best of the best belo...


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The Adult Table.

  I always say, a person has two families. The one they are born into and the one they create for themselves. For me, both have equal importance. I love them both and both have the ability to drive me clear past crazy. In ...